My Adventures so far...( part- I )

#1. Orientation Day : Was late to college. Missed the half-an-hour Orientation Speech about ragging and the history of our college. No regrets.
Greeted SP(that teacher) with a warm smile. Registered for AIESEC.

#2. Orientation Day : Found a friend. :)


#3. First Day(I) : We had Chemistry practical class (3 hours and 40 minutes long) first thing in the morning. The teacher dismissed the class saying that we could not perform experiments since we were not carrying our lab coats. We (a bunch of 5 girls) happily grabbed the first opportunity to stroll down to Bungalow Road ( My favorite place to hang-out). But, silly and confused as we were, on the first day of college, we did not realize that the market does not open before 11.00 am and landed there at 10.00 am. We kept on looking for any-air-conditioned-roof-to-save-us-from-the-evil-sun. That was quite an adventure for me since I got to know those people better and that helped me choose my friends.

#4. First Day(II) : A very short (shorter than me) shabbily dressed peon (SC..we call teachers by their initials..funny,no? ) entered our classroom and started teaching. Minutes later, I realized he was a professor. No matter how hard I tried (even sat on the front desk on the first day of college), I could not understand a word of his hour-long lecture.(and this was my first lecture in college, by the way)

#5. First Day(III) : As soon as SC went out of the class, a short (again, shorter than me) and very old lady with an evil grin entered the class. She mocked at us, humiliated us, asked me to wipe the blackboard with a duster, tried to explain to us what a horrible woman she is ( she actually did that), and what a devil she may turn into if we come late to her class , etc etc. All in all, I don't like her. She is SBM...Saroj Bala Mallik (no pun intended..thats her real name..lol)

#6. First Day(IV) : All of us bunked the 2 hour-long physics practical class which was cancelled, anyway.

#7. Second Day(I) : Again, had to face SP with a smile. She teaches well, you know. Carries self-made notes in her hand and copies each and every word on the blackboard. But that doesn't matter..atleast she makes me understand "Circles".
Met our Algebra techer ...KG (kindergarten..haha!)
SBM let us free and tried hard to convince us that the cause of her being busy was not her sleepiness, but a meeting.(lol..i love to make fun of funny teachers)

#8. Second Day(II) : Walked up to the canteen in the hope of being ragged..but all in vain !!

#9. Third Day : We had a free period right after the first. Me and one of my friends decided to utilize the free time and went to the DTC Bus Pass Counter to get a Students' Bus Pass made. We asked the way from fellow pedestrians..and were misled a bit..had to take a very long route...reached our destination..realized that we had just ten minutes left before SBM's lecture..we started running..took the back gate to Stephens'..ran through the whole length...giggling..and thinking of how we must be looking..and of Tom Cruise running in mission impossible....crossed the road..started running again..till we saw our seniors coming..stopped to save ourselves from embarrassment..and then..started running again..till we reached the class..and entered the class with red-n-sweaty faces and suppressed smiles..

SBM teaches us Integral Calculus. I hate her accent (pronounces "equals to" as "equaarrhs thoo " and "Integration" as "Intheguurrations" to be more specific). I wonder, what's with the extra Rs. I could not understand "reduction formulae" . The whole of the class was staring blankly at her and trying to understand...what the hell..she was teaching !